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Presented here exactly how it happened. With all the spelling and punctuation errors | ||
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ToPiC 00: i like lead paint too ToPiC 00: asl ToPiC 00: ? ILikeLeadPaint: Yes, I have all of those ToPiC 00: what is it ToPiC 00: your funny ToPiC 00: i like you profile ILikeLeadPaint: well, you ain't seen nothing yet ILikeLeadPaint: you should see my mommy ILikeLeadPaint: she's funny too ILikeLeadPaint: like a hernia, or getting dragged behind a truck for a mile ToPiC 00: how old are you ILikeLeadPaint: I dont know. ILikeLeadPaint: HOw old are you? ToPiC 00: i asked firstk ILikeLeadPaint: damn ILikeLeadPaint: in between 21 and 24 ToPiC 00: im 102 ToPiC 00: i have very brittle hands ILikeLeadPaint: Oooo... I like 'em brittle ILikeLeadPaint: do you have a nice hunch back? And a good... "Keep off my lawn" voice? ToPiC 00: our givin me a hard attach ILikeLeadPaint: I have a hard time attaching things too ILikeLeadPaint: Like last weekend... I tried to superglue my head to a big steel girder... But I forgot to attach my head to the helmet first, and fell 50 feet to the ground ToPiC 00: what else ToPiC 00: lol ILikeLeadPaint: you said Hi to me in your info thing ILikeLeadPaint: I'm touched ToPiC 00: i did ILikeLeadPaint: In a way other then I do to my Uncle ToPiC 00: yeah i jumped off the highest building my tongue saved me when i got the 35th floor my tongue stuck to the window ILikeLeadPaint: must've been cold, and you got the metal frame right? ToPiC 00: howd you know ILikeLeadPaint: That was MY window. ToPiC 00: the peole inside were suprised to see me ILikeLeadPaint: I miss having you dangling there... Screaming for Helth ILikeLeadPaint: I didn't know what you were talking about... Knife vun vun... Still don't know what you meant by that ToPiC 00: its a main probverb from my home country in ....... ToPiC 00: cocatoo land ToPiC 00: hello ToPiC 00: ? ILikeLeadPaint: Isn't that something a dsylexic siamese twin brothers have? ILikeLeadPaint: cockatoos? ToPiC 00: huh? ILikeLeadPaint: cockatwos? ILikeLeadPaint: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM ToPiC 00: thats my word ToPiC 00: no its fooooooom ILikeLeadPaint: NO! ToPiC 00: to close ILikeLeadPaint: I'ts Maynoaise ILikeLeadPaint: NO! ILikeLeadPaint: It's the bird ILikeLeadPaint: the birds the word ToPiC 00: huh ILikeLeadPaint: word word word... bird is the word ILikeLeadPaint: bird bird bird, word is the bird ToPiC 00: your confusing my brain ToPiC 00: thats not funny ILikeLeadPaint: No I'm not, I'm entering your nostrils, and playing the drums on your uvula ToPiC 00: huh ILikeLeadPaint: Y'know what's not funny? ILikeLeadPaint: getting a paper cut ILikeLeadPaint: y'know what is? ToPiC 00: your confusing me again ILikeLeadPaint: when the elderly fall down ILikeLeadPaint: ooo man.. that's always funny ILikeLeadPaint: esp. when you're helping them walk across the street ILikeLeadPaint: and you run away when they fall ToPiC 00: you should have seen me last week when i fell of the empire state building ILikeLeadPaint: yeah, and I bet you died ToPiC 00: the students at the ymca drove all the way to see me cry ILikeLeadPaint: and they had a funeral ToPiC 00: thats not funny IILikeLeadPaint: and everyone was there. ILikeLeadPaint: and You jumped up in the middle of it and yelled "SUPRISE! ILikeLeadPaint: And gave your grandma a heart attack ILikeLeadPaint: and she died ILikeLeadPaint: and they had a funeral ILikeLeadPaint: and in the middle of it ILikeLeadPaint: she jumped up and said! ILikeLeadPaint: "No, really, I'm dead... and you, you're a bastard for scaring me to deat" ILikeLeadPaint: death" ToPiC 00: my grandmas dead ToPiC 00: u like making fun of me ILikeLeadPaint: man, didn't that suck when all that happened then? ILikeLeadPaint: I'm not making fun of you. ILikeLeadPaint: I'm making fun of the irish. ILikeLeadPaint: Are you Irish? ILikeLeadPaint: I'm polish ToPiC 00: dude ILikeLeadPaint: ...I'm built like a rail ToPiC 00: im the daughter of cleopatra ILikeLeadPaint: so I'm horizontal polish ToPiC 00: huh ILikeLeadPaint: kind of a small part of poland, after the fall of communism ToPiC 00: thats where my dads from ToPiC 00: you c my mom cleopatra like the polish ILikeLeadPaint: WOW! ToPiC 00: have you met her before ILikeLeadPaint: I met your mom ToPiC 00: huh ILikeLeadPaint: she makes good meatballs ToPiC 00: you dud ILikeLeadPaint: dud with a capital "W" thank you ToPiC 00: huh ToPiC 00: your wierd ToPiC 00: hehe ILikeLeadPaint: Weird like a fox ILikeLeadPaint: or your old senile dog, that urinates while it walks ILikeLeadPaint: leaving racing stripes on your shag carpeting ToPiC 00: my dog wa as fast as a ox ILikeLeadPaint: my dog's a gold fish ToPiC 00: and as fat ILikeLeadPaint: I named him kitty ILikeLeadPaint: he's dead now ILikeLeadPaint: I taught him how to use the toliet ILikeLeadPaint: and he fell in and drown ToPiC 00: do you have any FUNNY stories ILikeLeadPaint: I don't know ILikeLeadPaint: let me check ILikeLeadPaint: Well, yes... I suppose I do ToPiC 00: then say one ILikeLeadPaint: one ToPiC 00: all ILikeLeadPaint: you keep your Jedi mind tricks to them sith lords ben wa kentucky ToPiC 00: huh ToPiC 00: that doesnt make scence ILikeLeadPaint: You just got to read between the lines, forget what you've been told, and then remember to floss daily... twice daily ILikeLeadPaint: YOU GOT THAT JIMMY! ToPiC 00: nope ToPiC 00: im jimmy ToPiC 00: ?? ToPiC 00: ?? ILikeLeadPaint: Well, I'm afraid then, you're just not ever going to to be the president of your own fan club. ILikeLeadPaint: Apply again next year ILikeLeadPaint: actually, apply to the affected area. ToPiC 00: what ILikeLeadPaint: and if the redness doesn't go down, consult your attorney general ToPiC 00: these arent funny jokes ILikeLeadPaint: she'll check your closet for little cuban boys ILikeLeadPaint: Hey! I'm not your dancing monkey! I'm not here for your amusement! ToPiC 00: that was funny ILikeLeadPaint: I'm here for the cake, and a few whacks at the pinata party girl ToPiC 00: NASTY ToPiC 00: how old are you ILikeLeadPaint: You like monkeys eh? Yeah, you all like monkeys here on the net. Monkeys' aren't funny. Animals that fling their own feces... that's just down right pitiful. ILikeLeadPaint: I'm old enough to be your brother ILikeLeadPaint: but not old enough to be your mother, or your long lost aunt Sybil ILikeLeadPaint: so don't ask ToPiC 00: so your 102 ILikeLeadPaint: nope. ILikeLeadPaint: I'm Ilikeleadpaint ILikeLeadPaint: you can call me "Grand champion ass master 5000 ILikeLeadPaint: !" ILikeLeadPaint: for short ILikeLeadPaint: Or, I also answer to the name: "Snuggle bear" ILikeLeadPaint: ALL FEAR SNUGGLE BEAR!!! ILikeLeadPaint: The name that strikes fear into the heart of millions ILikeLeadPaint: ... Snuggle bear ILikeLeadPaint: And schnookums | ||
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And that was the last thing said. She blocked me. A lesson learned in love. | ||
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