Presented here exactly how it happened. With all the spelling and punctuation errors
DoctorTiffMD: hello justin
ILikeLeadPaint: hello doc
DoctorTiffMD: what can i do for u today
ILikeLeadPaint: well doc, I have a strange rash...
DoctorTiffMD: where at
ILikeLeadPaint: what's strange about it is that it's on this big hairy dude that keeps kissing me
ILikeLeadPaint: do you think it's serious?
ILikeLeadPaint: he's not talking marriage, so it can't be that serious can it?
DoctorTiffMD: i think u only have two days to live
ILikeLeadPaint: only two huh? are you saying that so I'll give you my stamp collection?
ILikeLeadPaint: they're all still on the envelopes, just the way I found them in the mailbox
DoctorTiffMD: i want to be rich some day
ILikeLeadPaint: you're a doctor
ILikeLeadPaint: what are you talking about
ILikeLeadPaint: you're rolling in the dough
ILikeLeadPaint: stop that, you look silly
DoctorTiffMD: well not really you see i like to smoke pot and it got a little out of hand so i have no more money and i was looking for a pore chump like u take take ur money
ILikeLeadPaint: I don't have any money
ILikeLeadPaint: I just have a spatula, and a dream
ILikeLeadPaint: the dream of one day, settling down, and marrying this spatula. And having little spats.
ILikeLeadPaint: oh, but I know it's only sexual. all the kitchen utensils I've loved, never loved me back
DoctorTiffMD: i know but u see my plane is to get u to loose your mind and then i will have u right all ur life saving over to me then i will have all the money i need to take over the world
ILikeLeadPaint: Well, if you want me to lose my mind. You should attach my keys to it
DoctorTiffMD: r u there
ILikeLeadPaint: I moved to my neighbors house
ILikeLeadPaint: I wanted to get away from all this
ILikeLeadPaint: just escape
And Then We Said Our Goodbyes...
...Which really wasn't that interesting.