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Presented here exactly how it happened. With all the spelling and punctuation errors | ||
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DoctorTiffMD: hello justin ILikeLeadPaint: hello doc DoctorTiffMD: what can i do for u today ILikeLeadPaint: well doc, I have a strange rash... DoctorTiffMD: okay DoctorTiffMD: where at ILikeLeadPaint: what's strange about it is that it's on this big hairy dude that keeps kissing me ILikeLeadPaint: do you think it's serious? DoctorTiffMD: yeah ILikeLeadPaint: he's not talking marriage, so it can't be that serious can it? DoctorTiffMD: i think u only have two days to live ILikeLeadPaint: only two huh? are you saying that so I'll give you my stamp collection? DoctorTiffMD: yeah ILikeLeadPaint: they're all still on the envelopes, just the way I found them in the mailbox DoctorTiffMD: i want to be rich some day DoctorTiffMD: lol ILikeLeadPaint: upi ILikeLeadPaint: you're a doctor ILikeLeadPaint: what are you talking about ILikeLeadPaint: you're rolling in the dough ILikeLeadPaint: stop that, you look silly DoctorTiffMD: well not really you see i like to smoke pot and it got a little out of hand so i have no more money and i was looking for a pore chump like u take take ur money ILikeLeadPaint: I don't have any money ILikeLeadPaint: I just have a spatula, and a dream ILikeLeadPaint: the dream of one day, settling down, and marrying this spatula. And having little spats. ILikeLeadPaint: oh, but I know it's only sexual. all the kitchen utensils I've loved, never loved me back DoctorTiffMD: i know but u see my plane is to get u to loose your mind and then i will have u right all ur life saving over to me then i will have all the money i need to take over the world ILikeLeadPaint: Well, if you want me to lose my mind. You should attach my keys to it DoctorTiffMD: lol DoctorTiffMD: r u there ILikeLeadPaint: no ILikeLeadPaint: I moved to my neighbors house ILikeLeadPaint: I wanted to get away from all this ILikeLeadPaint: everything ILikeLeadPaint: just escape
And Then We Said Our Goodbyes... ...Which really wasn't that interesting. | ||
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