Homage and Home Page!
Formerly a Gay Animal Porn Web page
MORE FUN THAN WRESTLING GRANDMA!
Warning: This webpage may contain traces of peanut and,
is not part of a complete breakfast.
IT will however give your dog a nice healthy coat.
*May get soggy in milk.*
if you needed it!
But you know
you wanted it!
A web page
shamlessly devoted to myself. (ha!) Inundating you with the
sarcasm, humor and artwork of me,
"Who is Justin?"
I ask myself that same question every day.
Who am I? Then my mom slaps me and she says "I don't care who you
are, but you better not go fruity!"
Hi, I'm Justin Gall! Greeting and salutations
and welcome to my little nook on the net. My little haven of humor,
my own little self generated 15 minutes of fame, and shameless self promotion.
I'm a writer, a cartoonist, a
professional guest book signer, but mostly an employee of the local Target
Greatland here. I live in Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes and no
more than two fish in each lake. And yes currently Jesse Ventura
has our state in an "Iron Claw". As for what I have to say about
it? Well just like his pro-wrestling career, anything he attempts
to do for the state won't be felt, or won't make an impact.
I'm trying to keep the first page here clean of graphics
and what not, so there's humor here people! Take a chance!
Click on one of my links here, and you'll be hooked. The page ain't
much now, but Me (Gall) darn it! It will be!
Just remember it's all meant in fun.
This web page is brought to you by:
here to be enlightened by the online love god, Harry Genitales
Your Own "Unabomber"Cereal,
Cereal Box! A
Step by step guide on making a box of your very own Unabomber cereal!
No it doesn't explode! It's a guide to make your very own irreverent and
funny piece of art, or whatever you want it to be. NO BOMBS!
It's comedy, I think. Just copy and print the images, and paste them
on a cereal box. I recommend Kellog's Frosted Flakes!
Them thar is good eatin'! Oldie but goody.
Odd Product, insight, and info
on and from the Mind of Justin Gall...
Beliefs... an online podium of ideas, thoughts and
more of my twisted logic to make you think. You can also
find out how to join, and find out more about, my grass roots organization
(literally), I started and been working on for quite some years called
P.E.T.V. A cause and belief that you should read about and support...
OR just laugh at me and call me a dork like my friends. Whichever.
Right Ok, so not everything
I've done has been a winner of an idea. And Sometimes I, offend
people. See some of my work I did that has offended people.
Also see my "My Beliefs" page for things that probably will offend people.
Gall's Guide to School Survival Ten things to know
to help you get through those terrible years at school. No buying
a bullet proof vest isn't one of them. Avoiding it all together could
My Corn speech/Corn propoganda
yeah. Here's some drawings that I've done over the years. Pending
copywrites and all, and selection (because people steal my freaking
ideas!). So I'm working on scanning more, but I work BIG, and
I have a small scanner. So...
See also "Not
Right" more drawings.
name says it all people. I came up with this idea a couple of years
ago, and I saw a recent cartoon show with the same name of the character.
Makes me mad, but what can you do? SUE! Sue the pants off the
bastards! (I'm gonna sick the govenor on them!) Still, it's
an oldie but goodie from Justin. Sorry, some load time.
a look at some of my failed attempts at becoming an entrepeneur.
Yeah, have a laugh at my expense here.
Word From Our Sponsors A
look at some of my vain attempts to start my own buisness. Actual
newspaper ads I put out for various buisnesses I've had over the years.
I don't know why my pet spading (not spaying) service didn't take off?
Make sure you at least visit
my main sponsors!
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be? Find out how "Ugly Insurance" can work for you!
Dangerous... It Hurts. The Man behind
the Comedy... Pictures of Justin Gall
Only the best links of the net...
"Koko" Shockman's Personal Web page! My Oregonian
love slave's homepage. Call her Koko! She loves it! And
she tastes good with milk. Terrific girl, but she doesn't update
her web site. The poor sap actually writes her own html! HA!
Go there, bug her, get her to update her darn web site PLEASE! (and
besides, the hundred visitors she's had there... All me)
next best thing to a home page for kitty litter... A home page for pet
food! How cool is that! The other half of the two most interesting
web pages on the net if you ask me!
Visit the man whose music I grew up on. I actually used to listen
to him on my brown fisher price tape player every night before going to
bed, from like 6 years old on. Didn't do a DAMNED thing to me either.
Psst... Hey you!
Want to know more about Justin? See his profile!
drawings, and much much more wrought from a whole lotta dateless
nights Including: Stuff, stuff, and nude pictures of celebrites!
And many more mad scribblings and ideas brought to you from the mind of
COME BACK SOON!
I'm working on updating this right as you read.
This web page was created by Netscape,
and ME Darn it!
Choose netscape's webpage builder
to make your life a living hell!
I've had so much problems with
netscape 4+, that it almost wasn't worth it.
Yeah but let's see Bill Gates put
one of these bastards into his browser huh? Yeah!
Check out these pages whilest your
ad it. I mean at it!
Nick the llama is probably the
coolest mascot on the net, and he also happens to be a spitting animal
against child pornography! YES! Nick will blind you pedophiles
with his saliva and report you to the FBI! Seriously. Child
pornography should be reported, and go here to report it, or find more
about nick's cause.
trouble finding a date? Let harry teach you how to meet lovely phillies
like this one!
And here's another banner...
HEY LOOK! It's
the Justin Gall's Home page Banner! YES!
Decorate YOUR homepage with this crudely done banner!
Sign My GUEST BOOK!
Tell me what I'm doing wrong, tell me what I'm doing right!
Give me some ideas or your phone number if you're a hot sexy dancing poodle!
Or say: "Hi!" Or: "Your web page is Damned skippy if you ask
Ok, I've come to the
conclusion that either A. You
don't know how to sign my guestbook, or...
Sign My Guestbook
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B. You just don't like my guest
So, to sign my guestbook, just press your little pointer dealy on the
guest book button below,
(then fill in the blanks and hit submit), or if you don't like that
one, I've added ANOTHER ONE!
Sheesh. Sign 'em both!