The Justin Gall Online Homage and Home Page!
Formerly a Gay Animal Porn Web page

MORE FUN THAN WRESTLING GRANDMA!


Warning:  This webpage may contain traces of peanut and, is not part of a complete breakfast.
IT will however give your dog a nice healthy  coat.
*May get soggy in milk.*

As if you needed it!
But you know you wanted it!
A web page shamlessly devoted to myself.  (ha!)  Inundating you with the sarcasm, humor and artwork of me,
Justin Gall

"Who is Justin?"
I ask myself that same question every day.  Who am I?  Then my mom slaps me and she says "I don't care who you are, but you better not go fruity!"
Hi, I'm Justin Gall!  Greeting and salutations and welcome to my little nook on the net.  My little haven of humor, my own little self generated 15 minutes of fame, and shameless self promotion.
    I'm a writer, a cartoonist, a professional guest book signer, but mostly an employee of the local Target Greatland here.  I live in Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes and no more than two fish in each lake.  And yes currently Jesse Ventura has our state in an "Iron Claw".  As for what I have to say about it?  Well just like his pro-wrestling career, anything he attempts to do for the state won't be felt, or won't make an impact.
I'm trying to keep the first page here clean of graphics and what not, so there's humor here people!  Take a chance!  Click on one of my links here, and you'll be hooked.  The page ain't much now, but Me (Gall) darn it!  It will be!
Just remember it's all meant in fun.
-Justin Gall


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Odd Product, insight, and info on and from the Mind of Justin Gall...


DRAWINGS!!! Uh, yeah.  Here's some drawings that I've done over the years.  Pending copywrites and all,  and selection (because people steal my freaking ideas!).  So  I'm working on scanning more, but I work BIG, and I have a small scanner. So...

See also "Not Right"  more drawings.



HEY!Take a look at some of my failed attempts at becoming an entrepeneur.  Yeah, have a laugh at my expense here.


Make sure you at least visit my main sponsors!




So Dangerous... It Hurts.  The Man behind the Comedy... Pictures of Justin Gall



Only the best links of the net...
Psst... Hey you!   Want to know more about Justin?  See his profile!

And coming soon! MORE!Writings, drawings, and much much more wrought from a whole lotta dateless nights   Including: Stuff, stuff, and nude pictures of celebrites!  And many more mad scribblings and ideas brought to you from the mind of Justin!


COME BACK SOON!  I'm working on updating this right as you read.


This web page was created by Netscape, and ME Darn it!
Choose netscape's webpage builder to make your life a living hell!
I've had so much problems with netscape 4+, that it almost wasn't worth it.
Yeah but let's see Bill Gates put one of these bastards into his browser huh?  Yeah!





Check out these pages whilest your ad it.  I mean at it!


Nick the llama is probably the coolest mascot on the net, and he also happens to be a spitting animal against child pornography!  YES!  Nick will blind you pedophiles with his saliva and report you to the FBI!  Seriously.  Child pornography should be reported, and go here to report it, or find more about nick's cause.






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or
Sign My GUEST BOOK!
 Tell me what I'm doing wrong, tell me what I'm doing right!
Give me some ideas or your phone number if you're a hot sexy dancing poodle!
Or say: "Hi!"  Or: "Your web page is Damned skippy if you ask me."


Ok, I've come to the conclusion that either A.  You don't know how to sign my guestbook, or...
B. You just don't like my guest book.
So, to sign my guestbook, just press your little pointer dealy on the guest book button below,
(then fill in the blanks and hit submit), or if you don't like that one, I've added ANOTHER ONE!
Sheesh.  Sign 'em both!

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